A couple things about me 有關於我的二、三事

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SF, CA, United States

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

My Agony , My Acne 醜男 與粉刺




I love extracting. Extractions are the removal of cellular debris out of the pores.
I enjoy extracting so much that I once seriously considered a career working as an esthetician several years ago. An Aveda Institute certified esthetician can make up to $80,000 per year. That includes over-time during Christmas season and New Year seasons, 6 days a week. Tons of extractions!

Below is a section from an interview that explains my fetish:


Q: But other aspects of giving a facial don't bother you?


A: I love doing extractions—it's so satisfying. When you get some good ones out and they come out well ... People come in and they're like, "Do tons of extractions for
me!" and they've done it too much already and they're dried out. There is
nothing for me to extract by then. Or, they are so dehydrated that nothing will
budge from their pores. It's like their pores are constipated.


Q: Extractions means popping pimples, right?


A: Kind of. Extractions are removing
cellular debris out of the pores. It can be very satisfying, like when you pop
bubble wrap, but it's not so much actually popping. It's getting the congestion
out of people's pores. Believe me, a lot of people have congested pores.
We
even do stuff with electricity—it's called galvanic. It softens the congestion
and makes it come out. And we have "the zapper" for people with bad pimples.
It's an anti-bacteria light that kills bacteria under
the skin and helps the
pimple heal much more quickly



I love extraction, but the desire for this particular artistry does not match-up with my passion and talent in acting, yet, it is still my secondary love and most favorable pastime.
But I always have clear skin face which means acnes are rare and precious; limited pleasure is received from the extraction of my own face, thus for years I was unfulfilled and unsatisfied. 3 years ago, a revelation came to me that revolutionized my ideology of men and career: I was either going to be an esthetician or find a boyfriend who has “not-so-perfect” skin.
As results, I was able to staying focus in my acting career and have been dating ugly men ever since.

Recently I like a boy who bluntly challenged my theory and belief.
First of all, he is marginally cute. Second of all he is marginally cute and has acnes.
Third of all, he has lots of them!
In a way he is perfect; ancient treasures waiting to be unearthed like the Song Dynasty sunken ship found in the south China coast recently. I remembered I was elated the first time I did a super close-up on his face. I said to myself: the master of the university has been kind to me.

But the best part is: HE ALLOWS ME!



Perhaps when everything seems so perfect, it is actually not.





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